remarked Robinson Jefferson
to Injustice Taughed
your story is so interested
but you make me laft
welates Wouldwoe Washington
to Lydia E. McKinley
when Buch tooked out his C.O.D.
Abe tucks it up back inley
clamored Clever Rusefelt
to Theodore Odysseus Graren’t
we couldn’t free the negro
because he ant
but Coolitch wiped his valley forge
with Sitting Bull’s T.P.
and the duckbilled platitude lays & lays
and Lays aytash unee.