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I’m Walking Backwards for Christmas

I’m walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I’m walking backwards for Christmas,It’s the only thing for me. I’ve tried walking sideways,And walking to the front,But people just look at me,And say it’s a publicity stunt. I’m walking backwards for Christmas,To…

Have a Nice day

‘Help, help, ‘ said a man. ‘I’m drowning.’‘Hang on, ‘ said a man from the shore.‘Help, help, ‘ said the man. ‘I’m not clowning.’‘Yes, I know, I heard you before.Be patient dear man who is drowning,You, see I’ve got a…

Halved

The essence of true beautyLingers in all-encompassing rainbowsOf your joy and laughterYou hold my hand and smileAs we ensconce ourselves in our world of fireOur love is all there isI touch your faceYour gentleness astounds meI’m held in the honour…

Granny

Through every nook and every crannyThe wind blew in on poor old GrannyAround her knees, into each ear(And up her nose as well, I fear) All through the night the wind grew worseIt nearly made the vicar curseThe top had…

Goodbye S.S.

Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreamsNow where did I put those yesteryears made up with broken seamsWhere shall I sweep the pieces my God they still look newThere’s a taxi waiting at the door but…

Feelings

There must be a wound!No one can be this hurt and not bleed.How could she injure me so? No marks No bruisesWorse!People say ‘My, you’re looking well’…..God help me! She’s mummified me— ALIVE!

Father Thames

Let us look at the River Thames.One of England’s watery gems.Oily brown, greasy, muddy.Looking foul, and smells of cruddy.The conservancey say their cleaning it,so why is it the colour of sh*t?