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The Monkey

1 little monkeywas goin’ 2 the storewhen he saw a banana 3he’d never climbed be4.By 5 o’clock that evenin’he was 6 with a stomach ache’cause 7 green bananaswas what that monkey 8. By 9 o’clock that evenin’that monkey was quite…

The Meehoo With An Exactlywatt

Knock knock! Who’s there? Me! Me who? That’s right! What’s right? Meehoo! That’s what I want to know! What’s what you want to know? Me, who? Yes, exactly! Exactly what? Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain! Exactly what…

The Loser

Mama said I’d lose my headif it wasn’t fastened on.Today I guess it wasn’t’cause while playing with my cousinit fell off and rolled awayand now it’s gone. And I can’t look for it’cause my eyes are in it,and I can’t…

The Little Boy And The Old Man

Said the little boy, “Sometimes I drop my spoon.”Said the old man, “I do that too.”The little boy whispered, “I wet my pants.”“I do that too,” laughed the little old man.Said the little boy, “I often cry.”The old man nodded,…

The Land Of Happy

Have you been to the land of happy,Where everyone’s happy all day,Where they joke and they singOf the happiest things,And everything’s jolly and gay?There’s no one unhappy in HappyThere’s laughter and smiles galore.I have been to The Land of Happy-What…

The Hunter

I have fought against the poodle with his gory, deadly paws;I have faced the fearsome kitten, wild and bony,And somehow I’ve evaded the enormous chomping jawsOf the frighteningly ferocious Shetland pony. My triumph o’er the rabbit is now sung throughout…

The Homework Machine

The Homework Machine,Oh, the Homework Machine,Most perfectcontraption that’s ever been seen.Just put in your homework, then drop in a dime,Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds’ time,Your homework comes out, quick and clean as can be.Here it is— ‘nine…

The Great Conch Train Robbery

‘Twas sunset down in old Key WestThe locals all were high.The tourists snapped their photographsAnd munched their Key Lime pie.And meanwhile down at Sloppy Joe’sThe drinks were standin’ tallWith Buffett on the jukeboxAnd Hemingway on the wall. Then up spoke…

The Giving Tree

Once there was a tree….and she loved a little boy.And everyday the boy would comeand he would gather her leavesand make them into crownsand play king of the forest.He would climb up her trunkand swing from her branchesand eat apples.And…

The Generals

Said General Clay to General Gore,“Oh must we fight this silly war?To kill and die is such a bore.”“I quite agree,” said General Gore.Said General Gore to General Clay,“We could go to the beach todayAnd have some ice cream on…