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Joey Joey took a stoneAnd knockedDownTheSun!And Whoosh! It swizzledDown so hard.And bloomp! It bouncedIn his backyard.And glunk! It landedOn his toe!And the world was dark,And the corn wouldn’t grow!And the wind wouldn’t blow!And the *bleep* wouldn’t crow!And it always was…
I’ll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet—And you know what I tell you is true.He loved to watch his TV setAlmost as much as you. He watched all day, he watched all nightTill he grew pale and lean,From “The…
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I am writing these poemsFrom inside a lion,And it’s rather dark in here.So please excuse the handwritingWhich may not be too clear.But this afternoon by the lion’s cageI’m afraid I got too near.And I’m writing these linesFrom inside a lion,And…
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If the world was crazy, you know what I’d eat?A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,A lemonade sandwich, and then I might trySome roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast,An…
If I had a brontosaurusI would name him Morris or Horace;But if suddenly one day he had a lot of little brontosauriI would change his name to Laurie.