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She fumbles and stumblesAnd falls down the stairs,Makes love to the leg of the dining room chair.She’s ready for animals, women or men.She’s doing Quaaludes again.
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-grumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance‘Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain’t been there before.
(Chorus)Pour me another tequila, Sheila.Take off that red satin dress.‘Cause I crossed the border,And I beat the dealer for all of that gold in Juarez.I feel like ol’ Pancho Villa, Sheila,And I’ve got the pesos to spend,So pour me another…
Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front doorNow she’s quite a proper lady so I didn’t ask for anything moreBut haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went down to the movieAnd I…
Thanksgiving dinner’s sad and thanklessChristmas dinner’s dark and blueWhen you stop and try to see itFrom the turkey’s point of view. Sunday dinner isn’t sunnyEaster feasts are just bad luckWhen you see it from the viewpointOf a chicken or a…
Oh a little bitty termite you know he come knockin’ knockin’ on my front doorWell he walked right in sat right down started chewin’ on the kitchen floorYou know he chewed out the walls and the ceilings and the halls…
One picture puzzle pieceLyin’ on the sidewalk,One picture puzzle pieceSoakin’ in the rain.It might be a button of blueOn the coat of the womanWho lived in a shoe.It might be a magical bean,Or a fold in the redVelvet robe of…
I’ll sing you a poem of a silly young kingWho played with the world at the end of a string,But he only loved one single thing—And that was just a peanut-butter sandwich.His scepter and his royal gowns,His regal throne and…
Said General Clay to General Gore really must we fight this silly warTo kill and die in such a bore I quite agree said General GoreSaid General Gore to General Clay we could go to the beach todayAnd have some…
He rode through the woods on a big blue ox,He had fists as hard as choppin’ blocks,Five hundred pounds and nine feet tall…that’s Paul. Talk about workin’, when he swung his axeYou could hear it ring for a mile and…