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Young are our deadLike babies they lieThe wombs they blest onceNot healed dryAnd yet—too soonInto each spaceA cold earth fallsOn colder face.Quite still they lieThese fresh-cut reedsClutched in earthLike winter seedsBut they will not bloomWhen called by springTo burst with…
If you’re attacked by a LionFind fresh underpants to try onLay on the ground quite stillPretend you are very illKeep like that day after dayPerhaps the lion will go away
So they bought youAnd kept you in aVery good homeCentral heatingTVA deep freezeA very good home-No one to take youFor that lovely long run—But otherwise‘A very good home’They fed you Pal and ChumBut not that lovely long run,Until, mad with…
‘Twas midnight in the schoolroomAnd every desk was shutWhen suddenly from the alphabetWas heard a loud “Tut-Tut!” Said A to B, “I don’t like C;His manners are a lack.For all I ever see of CIs a semi-circular back!” “I disagree,”…
English Teeth, English Teeth!Shining in the sunA part of British heritageAye, each and every one.English Teeth, Happy Teeth!Always having funClamping down on bits of fishAnd sausages half done.English Teeth! HEROES’ Teeth!Hear them click! and clack!Let’s sing a song of praise…
My sleeping children are still flying dreams in their goose-down heads.The lush of the river singing morning songsFish watch their ceilings turn sun-white.The grey-green pike lances upstreamKale, like mermaid’s hair points the water’s drift.All is morning hush and bird beautiful.If…
This population explosionSaid Peter to St. PaulIs really getting far too muchJust look at the crowd in the hall.Even here, in HeavenThere isn’t any roomI think the world could do with lessMuch less fruit in the womb.Thus Heaven is overcrowdedThe…
Soldier Freddy was never ready,But! Soldier Neddy, unlike FreddyWas always ready and steady,That’s why, When Soldier NeddyIs-outside-Buckingham-Palace-on-guard-in-the-pouring-wind-and-rain-being-steady-and-ready,Freddy is home in beddy.
So fair is she!So fair her faceSo fair her pulsing figure Not so fairThe maniacal stareOf a husband who’s much bigger.
There are many diseases,That strike people’s kneeses,Scorflufus! is one by nameIt comes from the EastPacked in bladders of yeastSo the Chinese must take half the blame. There’s a case in the filesOf Sir Barrington-PylesWhile hunting a fox one dayShot up…