The Lament of a Vanquished Beau

Willy is a silly boy,
Willy is a cad.
Willy is a foolish kid,
Sense he never had.
Yet all the girls like Willy—
Why I cannot see,—
He even took my best girl
Right away from me.

I asked him did he want to fight,
But all he did was grin
And answer, “Don’t be guilty
Of such a brutal sin.”

Oh, Willy’s sure a silly boy,
He really is a cad,
Because he took the only girl
That I’most ever had.

Her hair’s so long and pretty
And her eyes are very gay;
I guess that she likes Willy
‘Cause he’s handsome, too, they say.
But for me, he’s not good looking;
And he sure has made me mad,
‘Cause he went and took the only girl
That I’most ever had.