where’s Jack Was
General Was
the hero of the Battle of Because
he’s squatting
in the middle of remember
with his rotten old forgotten
full of why
(rub-her-bub)
bub?
(bubs)
where’s Jim Soon
Admiral Soon
the saviour of the Navy of the Moon
he’s swooning
at the bottom of the ocean
of forever with a never
in his fly
(rub-her-bub)
bub?
(bubs)
where’s John Big
Doughgob Big
pastmaster of the Art of Jigajig
sitting pretty
on the top of notwithstanding
with his censored up a wench’s
rock-a-bye
(rub-her-bub)
bub?
(bubs)